I STARTED FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD IN THE THEATRE WHEN THIS FUCKING PART HAPPENED THEY ALMOST KICKED ME OUT FUCK YOU OLAF
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
We were driving past a cemetery and my Dad said in a dead serious quiet voice “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.” And I was really confused so I asked why and he said
"Because they’re still alive."
Fuck you, Dad, with your creepy Dad jokes.
accidentally typing ‘ni’ instead of ‘no’
always reblog books
An alternative universe where books are the medicine and words are our love
When someone pisses you off and then later talks to you like nothing happened
And then they try to be ‘funny’ and ‘silly’ when you’re still pissed off about it
Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the
supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast