This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.
a masterpost of americans coming for my spelling
The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions
my 6 year old brother has been crying for the past 20 minutes because my parents didn’t invite him to their wedding 19 years ago
Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes
books are just dead tattoed trees
That’s metal as fuck
Wow I like the way their corpses smell
that was more creepy as fuck
Before you date a boy, consider the following:
#before dating a boy consider literally everything that is not a boy#including rocks and the abstract concept of fear
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
but the real question is has nemo found himself
How do dick pics make u feel?