tyleroakley:

troyesivan:

a masterpost of americans coming for my spelling

my bad

(Source: browsingmyboredomaway)


bookworm332:

The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.  

(Source: anightmarefantasmic)

The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.
Lena Horne (via expeditum)

(Source: africantea)

twofingerswhiskey:

reichenbachtrip:

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

image

yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.

then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions

style-fad:

my 6 year old brother has been crying for the past 20 minutes because my parents didn’t invite him to their wedding 19 years ago


(Source: doogiestinson)

gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

munderoon:

loki0fsassgard:

stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

Wow I like the way their corpses smell

that was more creepy as fuck

(Source: enerds)

klinki:

mspgay:

Before you date a boy, consider the following:

  • Girls

#before dating a boy consider literally everything that is not a boy#including rocks and the abstract concept of fear


alice-inlesboland:

gracewillhazeyou:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ANUS

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself


(Source: generichenle)

Anonymous asked:
How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.